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Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne kaha:

Oh No
ik aur "ANGLE"

lakin jub "AAP" paida huey to sheitan Bola:






Acha sady nal "COMPETITION"
Agar Aap Mein
TALENT Hy
salahiyat Hy
Aitmad Hy
Kuch Kar Dikhana Chahte HoTo Apna Time Zaya Mat Karo
Aj Hi Join Karo
"LUCKY IRANI CIRCUs"Unka BANDAR Mar Gaya He!
Ap k khayal ma main apko sms kyun karta hon?


I Miss u..?

I Like u..?

OR

I Need u..?
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Chal bay


sms package khatam karna Hota hai...is liye:-
Ghadey Ko Ghadi se Pyar Hogya ...

Wa wa
wa wa
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Ghadey Ko Ghadi se Pyar Hogya ...
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.Itna Romentic sms Parh Kar Aik Aur Ghada TAIYAR Hogya...
Ghadey Ko Ghadi se Pyar Hogya ...

Wa wa
wa wa
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Ghadey Ko Ghadi se Pyar Hogya ...
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.Itna Romentic sms Parh Kar Aik Aur Ghada TAIYAR Hogya...
It''s the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It''s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ''To the only boy I ever loved'' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees, aap pehle ek to bhejo plz...
Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property khushian sukoon aur aur aur aur bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia? itna lalach bhi acha nahin hota
God has given Eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To remember U. Heart : To love U. And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.