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Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi h

Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho,
or __

WIFE: or KYA?

Batao na or kya?

Wife shouted tell me or kya?

Husband: or laanat hai aisi zindagi pay.....!

Shaadi kernay aur mobile

shaadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota,
hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:

Shaadi ke pehle

shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi...

shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi.

Shaadi ke pehle -

shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya

shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

sochti thi kab hogi uski shaad

sochti thi kab hogi uski shaadi,
kab honge unke ghar barati,
kab honge sang uske sajna,
kab chhodegi wo apna angna,
kab uski baari aayegi,
kab wo apne naye ghar apni sasural jayegi.

sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar

sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar
or kab wo sarmayegi,

chand ki trah hogi uski surat,
jab wo apna ghoonght uthwayegi.

Pati: What’s hypnotism?

Pati: What’s hypnotism?

Patni: Kisi ko apne vash mein
kar K us se man chaha kaam
karwana.

Pati: Arey nahi isey to shaadi
kehte hein.

Shaadi k pehle: Darling!

shaadi k pehle: Darling!!
tum nahi to mai nahi... tum nahi to kuchh nahi.

shaadi k baad: mai nahi to tum nahi... tum nahi to sab kuchh hai!

Shaadi ke pehle

shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge.

shaadi ke baad - Baaki sab sukhi HoJayenge..

Shaadi Me Dulha

shaadi Me Dulha K saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K sukh
Main Jao Na Jao

Par

Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)

in HOSPITAL

in HOsPITAL
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
dil wajan marda
aaa ja bijliay wasta e bimar da

aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian

Load Shedding K Fawaaid:

Load shedding K Fawaaid:

Generator,UPs & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi
Bijli Ka Bill Kam Aiga
Mobile Charge Na Hone se Balance & Time saving
TV Na Dakhnay say Gunaho Ma Kami
sabr Karney Ki Waja se Jannat Mein Jaaney K Ziyada Imkanat

(A Public service Msg By K.E.s.C)

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