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BREAKING NEWs

Hakumat ne Ailaan kiya hai 2009-2010 mein new shadi shuda jorey BIJLI peda karenge.

Bache nahi

Q k

Mulk me Bijli ki kami hai


Bachon ki NAHI.
2009 K BAAD 2010 AYEGA,

snday k baad Mnday Ayega,

Puray mahinay lìght nhi bill phr b Ayega,

Hum to Apse sirf itna hi kahenge,

K

"AEsA KAROGE TO KON AAYEGA"
Mery Aziz Ham Watno Ham Ne Load shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy

Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon

K Long March May shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko

Phr se Load shading Ke
Khush Khabri sunai Jaige... =P

Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . . ;->
Arz kiya hai...

"Irshad..Irshad"


Zameen se uthi flak pe cha gaie''

Wah..Wah..

Zameen se uthi flak pe cha gaie''


Oye hoay ghar bhago yaro LIGHT aa gaie.
Taste this sMs
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA sWAAD!!


Read each word Reversely:

A’
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
‘…ylesreveR
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CAsE:P


Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
subha ko
sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he
Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion show Jeete Ga ..


suno

Mehsoos karo

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ek ek boond

Tumse

Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
?
?
?
?
“NAHA LO”
EID Bohut door hay
:p