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Wife Says;

Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;->

Main Niyat Karta Houn .

Main Niyat karta Houn ..! k Ajj Say Hr Larki ko Maa Samjhoun Ga...!
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Apnay Honay Wale Bachoun ki |''!''|

Phatan:

Phatan:
Yara Mujhe 1 Hathora Or kel Chahye Computer k Lye.
Sales Man:
Magr Computer M In ka kya kaam.
Phatan:
Oye Yara Mujhe Computer Me Window Lagani Hay . :->

God Sends

God

Sends

Us

Meat,

The

Devil

Sends

Us

Cooks.

Proverb

Hello Ji..

Hello Ji..

Haan Ji..

Ji Ji..

Really

Phir

Sachi

Acha kese?

G Haan

kiya

Oh Nahee Ji

"Sorry Wrong Number"

Sardar Ne Chottey Qad Ki Larki Se Shaadi Ki..

Sardar Ne Chottey Qad ki Larki Se Shaadi ki..

kisi Ne Poocha Tum Ne Aisa kyun kiya..

Sardar Bola Mery Walid Ne kaha Tha ke..

Musibat Jitni Chotti Ho Utni Achi Hai..

The Easiest Way

The Easiest Way

To Make Your

Old Car Run Better,

Is To Check

The Prices

0f New Car ... !!

Shoaib Akhtar Says

Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja kr Pakistan ka Naam Roshan karunga.

Q k,,

Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |''!''|

Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !

Doorie Na Rahay koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !

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Meray khayal Se Yeh Lata ka Song Hai :->

Singer To His Neighbor:

Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.

Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,

You Start It First.

Singer To His Neighbor:

Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.

Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,

You Start It First.

Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,

Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,

Mr.Choha Ne Waiter ko Order Diya

Malai Potty
Shahi Potty
karahi Potty
Mix Potty

Per Dekho Piyaaz Mut Dalna

Bahut Smell Ati Hain

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