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Farooq Sattar''s

Farooq Sattar''s Wife To Farooq Sattar : Agar Aap ko kuch Ho Gaya Tou Mera kia Ho Ga?

He Replied As Automatically:
"Hum Na Hoon Humare Baad ALTAF ALTAF"

Baap: Beti tum muje

Baap:
Beti tum muje
pehle PAPA kehti thi,
Ab tumne muje DAD kehna Shuro kardia,
kya waja hai?
Beti:
Cmon DAD, PAPA kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai..

President "Pakistani"

President "Pakistani"
Leadrship "Purani"
Army Chief "kiani"
Prime Minister "Gillani"
Speaker "Zanani"
Nawaz Shrif ki "Shetani"
Zardari ki "karastani"
Judges ki "Baimani"
Wkla ki "Manmani"
Ministers ki "Farawani"
Awam ki "Preshani"
Na "AATA"
Na "BIJLI"
Na "PANI"
Wah Re Wah teri Qismat "PAkISTANI" ;->

Aaj Mere Mobile

Aaj
Mere
Mobile
ka
Birthday
Hai.
Aap
Chahe
To
Gift
Samajkar
Isme
101 Rs.
ka
Balance
Dalwa
Sakte
Ho...

Chehre K Liye Mausami Ka Juice

Chehre k Liye Mausami ka Juice
Sehat k Liye Apple ka Juice
Rang Nikharne k Liye Anaar ka Juice
khush Rehne ke Liye Sms kar kanjus

Katil Lagta Hai Aadmi

katil Lagta Hai Aadmi
Jab Uske Haath Main TALWAAR Hoti Hai

Us Se Bhi katil Lagti Hai AURUT
Jab Uske Badan Pe Na kURTA Na SALWAAR Hoti Hai

Examination Hall

Examination Hall Main Students ka Naara . . .

"Ye Baazi Haq ki Baazi Hy

Ye Baazi Hum Hiii Jeetai''n Ge

Har Jaib Se Pharra Nikle Ga

Tum kitne Pharray Pharo Ge . . ."

G . A . MICRO ;->

Roz Roz Ki

Roz Roz ki
Mulaqaato''n ko Tu Ne
Bhula Diya ...

Laut ker Aa Jao

Please ...

Main Ne ...

Haan
Main Ne ...

Yaqeen karo ...

"MORTIEN"
Bujha Diya . . . ;->

My Thumb Never Pains

My Thumb Never Pains
While Typing Sms For U
But My Heart Beats keep Increasing
Untill I See "Sms Delivered To U"
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Nahi Tou Paise Waste Ho Jayenge Na . . . ;->

Telephone Ki Ghanti Bajti Hy

Telephone ki Ghanti Bajti Hy

Receiver: kon ?

Caller: Me Chaudry

Receiver: Zaleel , kameenay , Ghatya Insaan

Caller : Meri Gall Te Suno Main "CYCLE WALA" Chaudry Nahi . . .

jungle me raheta hon

jungle me raheta hon
kaato par sutatta hon
jab bhi teri yaad sataati hai
pine tree pakad kar rota hon

hai smart

hai

smart

bohot
wo

hai

bheja

ne
jis
or
hoon
raha
parh
se

niche
ko
msg
jo
hoon
stupid

womain

confused

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