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He went there and kissed her!!
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Ppl U Have Seen Sreeshaant Crying After IPL Match

What Do u Think Was The Reason



Is It Due To Harbhajjan Slapped Him ? ? ?





No




Is It Due Sreeshant Considering The Match Win As Emotional One ? ? ??



NO




Real Reason






Guess. . .





Wild Guess. . .



Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But Not Sreeshant . . . ;->
Ppl U Have Seen Sreeshaant Crying After IPL Match

What Do u Think Was The Reason



Is It Due To Harbhajjan Slapped Him ? ? ?





No




Is It Due Sreeshant Considering The Match Win As Emotional One ? ? ??



NO




Real Reason






Guess. . .





Wild Guess. . .



Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But Not Sreeshant . . . ;->
2 Pyaar kerne Wale Jungle Main kho Gaye . . .




































Chalo Ab Matti Pao, Ab kon Dhoonde Jungle Main Ja ker . . . ;->
What Is The Moral Of Movie
Om Shanti Om . . . ? ? ?

















Ek Chutki Sinduur ki Qeemat . . .











Ramesh Nahi Janta . . . ;->
The Thing Which We Come To know After Watching
SHOLAY
Is That . . .
































Basanti kutto''n k Saamne Mana kerne k Ba-wajud Nachti Zarur Hy . . . :P
khuda Se COMPUTER Manga

LAPTOP Dya


CYCLE Mangi

CAR Di



HUT Manga

BANGLA Dya



DOST Manga

TUM ko Dya




Ae Mere khuda Tu Ne Is Baar Aisa
kyun kia . . . ? ;->
Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi kho Jata Hoon Main
kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???










Girl: Nahi Ye kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya karo . . . ;->
Question : Qalam Behtr Hai Ya Talwar?






Answer : Qalam Behtr Hai Q k Talwar Se Aap Shalwar Mein Nara Nahin Daal Saktay . . .!!
Neeche Jo Likha Hai Wo
Sach Hai...
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Upar Jo Likha Hai Wo Jhoot Hai
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet
Ek BALL pe 2 ChokkAy

Or

Ek Life me 2 MAuqAy nhi miLtAy . . .

JAwAni pe LAgA ShAbbAb

Or

Zor se LAgA PishAb ziAdA dAir nhi ruktA . . :p ;->