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Boy:Aisa krte hain e

Boy:Aisa krte hain experiment ke tor pr shadi krte hn agr hmne mahsus kia k hm se ghalti hogai ha to hm hansi khushi alg hojain ge

Grl:Or ghälti ko pale gä kon?

Ek bhikari ne

Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya-
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1 pizza,1 plate biryani,1 plet rasmlai, bhej do.
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Hotel- kiske naam par bheje SIR?
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Bhikari-Allah ke naam par!!

stupid questions with s

stupid questions with smart answers....
boy:may i hold u r hand?
girl:no thanks its not heavy.
boy:plz say u love me..
gorl:u love me..
girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?
boy:sure whats u r mobile no..
girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever
boy:dont u ever want to improve...

Teacher:

Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''

One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the tube again''

Teacher:

Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''

One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the

|| Height Of Coincidence ||

|| Height Of Coincidence ||

Ek Larka Apni Girl Friend ki Bhen ke Sath Date Par Gaya ... Jiss Restaurant Mai Woh Gaya Samnay Auska Bhai Auski Girl Friend ke Sath Betha Tha

Height of Love

Height of Love

when you learn that you are dialing your lovers number when you are asked to dial Plumbers NO

Height Of Dramay Bazii

Height Of Dramay Bazii

" khanani Ghar Ghar ki "

" kasuti Zindgi ki "

" Saas Bhi kAbhi Bahu Thi "

FANTASTIC ONE ...!!!

FANTASTIC ONE ...!!!
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Acha ! Ek Baat Tou Batao Plz Isko Mazak Mai Mat Taal Dena , Jawab Mazaq ke Andaaz Mai Tou Ho Sakta Hai Yani Shugal Magar Gol Mol Jawab Nahi Chalye Ga Dekho kuch
Baatain Zindagi Mai Bohat Imp Hoti Hain , Buhat Ziada Balkay Sav Se Ziada kuch Aisi Imp Hai Yeh Baat Bhi Atleast For Me , Ager tumne Ghalat Bataya Ya Baat ko Talnay ki
Try ki Tu Acha Nahi Ho Ga .. Plz Sach Batao

TIME kIYA HUA HA :P

Propose Karne

Propose
karne
ka
Yakdam
Jakkas
Style

" kya Ghoor Ghoor k Dekhti Hai ... Mar Dale Gi kya .. ??
Dil Daina Hay To Dai ... Rakkh k Achaar Dalaye Gi kia ..?? "

( SHORTEST JOKE )

( SHORTEST JOkE )

Fan 2 FIlmstar Meera: " HAPPY BIRTHDAY "

Meera : " SAME TO YOU "

GIRL- "i want to

GIRL- "i want to end our reltionship.. I am going to return everything u gave me..."

BOY-"Ok then., Let''s Start with kisses

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