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1 Dehati Aurat

1 Dehati Aurat Check Cash kerwany Bank Gaee.
Clerk:Yahan Sign karo.
Aurat:kaise?
Clerk: Jaisy khat k Aakhir Mei Likhte Hain.
She Wrote:
Faqat
Ap k
Munnay ki MAA

Husbnd Make A

Husbnd Make A Call 2 His Wife 4m His Office

BEGUM Muje UmAr Sharif k Drame k 2 Pass Mile Hain,

Begum: (WITH joy) Theek Hai Main Tyar hoNa Start krti HooN

Husbnd: Haan Jaldi karo,

Pass kal k Show k Liye Hain.

In Cricket Match 1

In Cricket Match 1 Girl Made Pakistani Flag On Her Cheeks.

A Boy kissed Her Cheeks And Said "
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I LOVE PAkISTAN "

To The S.H.O,

To
The S.H.O,
Police Station.
Sir, If my friend will not sms me, kindly i request u to take action against him & encounter his useless mobile ;->

In PAK Survey Was Done That,

In PAk Survey Was Done That,
How Many Girls Want To Make Friendship With

Me . .

Survey Report

5 % Says = YES

0 % Says = NO

And . .

95 % says = Hamara Ye sms Parhne Wala Bhai Ijazat Nahi Day Gaa . . . . . . . . ;->

1 Pakistani dozakh se nikla

1 Pakistani
dozakh se nikla
or chup ker
Janat mai
chala gia

Farishton ne
pakerna chaha to

Cheekh ker bola
koi paas na aye
werna
khudkush
dhmaka kr donga ;->

Puri botal na sahi,

Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..

A Finance Faculty

A Finance Faculty Asked His Student..
"Which Is The Most Important Law Of Finance For Starting A New Business ?? "

Student Replied..
"Father-In-Law !!"

Arz Kiya Hai,,

Arz kiya Hai,,

Ghoonghat main tujhe dekha to deewana hogaya,

Sangeet ka Taraana Hogaya,

Shamma ka parwaana hogaya,

Masti ka Mastaana Hogaya,

Jaise hi Ghoonghat Uthaya,

Is Dunya se Begana Hogaya....!!!!

Wah,wah,wah,wah,

Keeping A Place For Me

keeping A Place For Me
In Ur Heart Is Ok
But
keeping A Place For Me
In Ur Mind
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Mite B Dangerous

Coz Ppl Say . . .
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I''m Mind Blowing . . . ;->

Wife : Beggar

Wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !

Husband : Why ?

Wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday & today He Gifted Me A Book "How To Cook"

Pakitan Means In 2008

Pakitan Means In 2008

P = Petrol 68.89 Rs Ltr

A = Aata 26 Rs kg

k = khud kash hamle

I = Ilm ki kami

S = Sarko''n Pe Paani

T = Traffic Jamm

A = Awaam Helpless

N = No Electricity :-<

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