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Ek Line Mein

Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari kaali Chitiyan(Ants) Ja Rahi Hain...
Magar Un Mein Se Ek Chiti White Hai....
Aisa kyun???
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kyunki Vo Chiti Vidhwa (Widow) Hai..

What Would U Call

What Would U Call The Most Beautiful Ant???

Chi-kani...

:))

Son : Mom,

Son : Mom, Teacher Was Asking Me 2day
If U Have Any Bro Or Sis Who Will Be Coming To School
Mom : Dats Nice Of Her To Take Such Intrest In You.

So What Did She Say When U Told Her That Youre The Onlu Child
My Dear?
Son : She Just Said ... Thank Goodness

Man Tries

Man Tries To Throw A Lady From The Window. She Opposed.
The Crowd Shouts: Stop It, Man! The Lady Is Alive.
The Guy: This Is Not A Lady, This Is My Mother-In-Law.
The Crowd Shouts: Look, She Even Resists.

A Brahmin & A Japanese

A Brahmin & A Japanese Married. Wat Would They Name Their 1st Girl And 1st Boy?

Guess?

Guess?

kaveri kawasaki & Suzuki Subramanya

Ek Faqeer Ne Memon

Ek Faqeer Ne Memon k Ghar ka Darwaza khatkhtaya,

Or Bola Meray Pass khanay ko Aata Nahi Hai.
Memon:Acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .

Ek Faqeer Ne Memon

Ek Faqeer Ne Memon k Ghar ka Darwaza khatkhtaya,

Or Bola Meray Pass khanay ko Aata Nahi Hai.
Memon:Acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .

Agar Aisa # Kisi

Agar Aisa # kisi k Pas B Ho Ga MERE ILAWA To Wo Duniya ki Sab Sai Bari Film Ho Ga

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Dunya ka Sab Sai Cool Golden # Hai Tym To Lagay Ga khulnay Main

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Agar kisi k Pass hai Tou Call Me On

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Log Kehte Hain K

Log kehte Hain ki Achche Log Mar k Sitare Ban Jaate Hain,

Magar Hum kehte Hain ki Marne ke Baad Bhi..

Aap Jaise Log

Ghost Ban ke Hume Daraate Hai..

Aqwaal-E-Zarreen

Aqwaal-E-Zarreen
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Bardasht karna Seekhain.

Wht Will A

Wht Will A "DRINk" Calld If It Is Made By Pthan,

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Socho. .

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Nahi

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Let Me Tell U

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"khocha kola"

Yaar kal 125

Yaar kal 125 LOGON ko bewakoof banaya.

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Niche deakho.
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AESE hi banbya ab 126 ho gay hain.

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