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aik waqat tha tumaray sms asiay

atay thay

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pestol rahki hoi hai

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mager ab lagta hai jaisay goli maar di hai

jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai

jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
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Sunnys Teacher Sent

Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To His Mother Saying,

Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking About Girls.

The Mother Wrote Back The Next Day,

If You Find A Solution,

Please Advise.

I Have The Same Problem With His Father

1 Frnd:

1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki ko Chahta Hun,Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi ki
2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya k Mera Chacha karorpati Hai
1:Bataya Tha

2:Phir

1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

Question To Pathan:

Question To Pathan: In Which State Ganga Flows?

Pathan: Liquid State.

Audience: Clapped.

Man Was Shocked.Turned Behind & Found Da Audience,All Were Pathan.

To Prove His LUV..

To Prove His LUV..

He Swam D DEEPEST Rivr!

Climbd D HIGHEST Mountin!

Crosd D HOTEST Desrt!

She-Divorcd Him...

kabhi Ghar Pe To Hota Nhi Tha.

Aye Kassssssh!

Aye kassssssh!
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k Tum...
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Marasi Hotay To Ma Tum ko Apni Shadi Pr Dhol Bajanay k Liye Bulata.

Musharaf To Arbab

Musharaf To Arbab : Tera kya Hoga kALIYA?

Arbab: Sarkar Maine Aap ka Namak khaya Hay.

MUSHARAF: Ab PPP Walon k JOOTAY kha.

Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?

Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?

Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Intelligent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Lucky Q Ho?

Simple

Ab Ap Mere Friend Ho kuch To Asar Hoga Na!

Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(

Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(

Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho

Tum Chand Se khobsorat Ho Sitaron Se Poch Lo

Tum Pholon Se khobsorat Ho Bharon Se Poch Lo

Tum Larki Se Bhi khubsurat Ho
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Pathano
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