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A Little Bit Of Powder ...



A Little Bit Of Paint ....



Makes A Girl''s Complexion ....



Seems What It Ain''t ....
Jab Tum Makeup kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho




Wah Wah




Jab Tum Makeup kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho





Jab Makeup Nahi kerti Ho Tou
Sahfqat Cheema Lagti Ho ...
Larka Bus Stop Par Larki ko Dekh ker Bola :

Tu Tou Meri Jaan Hy
Tu Mera Emaan Hy

Larki Ne Apni Sandel Utari
Tou Larka Bola :

Main Bhi Pakistan Hoon Tuu Bhi Pakistan Hy ... ;->
Admi Dukan Dar Se: Zara Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Zanana Chapal Dijiye

Dukandar: Nap Batayen?

Admi: Nap To Me Lana Bhul Gaya khair Aap Meri kamar Per Nishaan Dekh Len
1 khusra Vote Mangte Hue

"Hamen Vote Do,

Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein kamyab Hogya To Phr kisi k Haan Bhi kaka Paida Hoa To

"Govt."

Us k Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.
ager kabi tumko mere msg receive na hon to tum preshan na hona ;;;;;;;;;;; kyun k .................
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main sms di factory nai lai mainu hoor v kam ney .
A Nobel Award Winner Dedicated His Novel To His Wife
And
Wrote Its Dedicated My Wife
Bcoz
In her Absence I Could Complete This Book ....
Rabb kare Sade Yaar Muskraunde Rehen,
Sohnia Nu Tarpaunde Rehen,
Yara Nal Mehfila V Launde Rehan,
kuri Na Fase koi Gal Ni, Customer Care Nal kam Chalaunde Rehan.
Altaf bhai jab school gaye
Teacher ne pucha?
mere pas 4 apple hain,
5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein?

ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D
ishq hai to izhaar b hona chahiye admi ko shakal se bimar b hona chahiye yadon se kehdo 1 din ki chhuti de do
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aakhir ishq main irtwaar b hona chahiye..
Bhool k bhi kisi ko rulana,

Zindagi mai sab ko hasaana,

Dushman ko bhi gaale lagana,

phir bhi koi gham de to,

9 0 (Nine Zero) pe fon lagana thook denge saale ko . . . . . . . ;->
Pathan To Imran Hashmi
Tum Buht Jhota Hai

Imran Hashmi : kiun ?

Pathan : kitni Baar Bola Aik Baar Aja Aja Aja Aaja
Hum Teen Baar Aya Par Tum Hum ko Milta Na