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Customer : Ek Ladies Dress Dekhao

Shopkeeper : Sir,

Ap Bivi k Liye Le Rahe Hein

Ya koi Acha Sa Dikhaoon ?!!!!

Aik Dost Toilet Ma Dosra Bahir Sa Awaz Da Raha Ha ka Jaldi ker

Ander Sa Awaz Ati Ha

(Tatti Abi Baqi Ha Meray Dost) :-)

Collage Ki Ladki.

Collage ki Ladki.

Ghar ki kidki.

Dono Taadne k Lye Use Hote Hain . . !!

1 Aamaq Dosre Amaq Se:

1 Aamaq Dosre Amaq Se:
Aray Yar!Agr Talaab Jal Jye To Machliho ka kya Hoga?

Dosra Amaq:

Aray Tum B Pagal Ho Atna B Nai Smjte Machliya Darkhat Par Chadh Jayege.!

Aah Bharti Hui Ai Ho Slimming Center

Aah Bharti Hui Ai Ho Slimming Center
Aah ko Chahiye Ek Umae Asar Hone Tak
Dieting khail Nahi Chund Dino ka Begum
Ek Sadi Chahiye kamre ko kamar Hone Tak

Haqiqat Smjo Ya Afsana

Haqiqat Smjo Ya Afsana

Apna Smjo Ya Begana

Hmara Apka Rishta Hy Purana

Is Liye Farz Tha Apko Batana

k Grmi Aa Gai Hy Ab Shuru kr 2

GoLay ki redhi Lgana

Ek Student Dusre Se:

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka Maan kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal kar Thori Parhai karte Hein . . . :p

Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.

Qiyamat ki Nishaniyan.
1.Memon Badmashi kary Ga.2.Sindhi Mehnat karyga.
3.Muhajir Hukumat karyga.4 Punjabi Ghairat karyga.
5.Pathan Larki Say Piyar karega

Agar Salim Ne

Agar Salim Ne Mughl-e-Aazam Main
Sirf Chaddi Pehni Hoti
Tou Film ka Naam kya Hota ?

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Mogli - Aazam ...

A Friend Gives A Barrel Full

A Friend Gives A Barrel Full Of FEVICOL To His Friend On His Birthday.
What Does This Friend Who Receive The Gift Sing ???
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Dushman Na kare Dost Ne Woh kaam kiya Hai
Umra Bhar ka GUM Humai''n Inaam Diya Hai ... ;->

Khila Hua Gulaab

khila Hua Gulaab

Aur

Laga Hua Julaab

Hamesha Nahi Rehte ..... ;->

Moral
[ Failure Is Temporary ... =) ]

Moral Of Movie Race ...

Moral Of Movie Race ...

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Chup Chup k Shaadi kerni Ho tou kbhi CAPE TOWN
Nahi Jana
Wahan Marriage Bureau Main amera''s Lage Hyn ... ;->

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