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Agar 2 Pipal k Ped ko
1 Rassi Se Bandha
Jaye To Us Rassi ko
kya kahege?

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NOkIA
Connecting Pipal

Andhe k Hath Me "TORCH",

Bahare k Hath Me "RADIO",

Gunge k Hath Me "MIkE",

Aur AP k HATH ME "MOBILE"

kalyug Hai kuch Bhi Ho Sakta Hai . . .!!

1 Paagal Aadmi Ne

1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi ko Fone karke kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

"Abe . .Tera Fone Number kya Hai..??

Sardar:

Sardar:
Samose k Andar ka Masala kha Raha Tha...

Dost:
Yeh kia kar Rahay Ho?

Sardar:
Doctor Ne Mujhe Bahar ka khana Mana kia Hai :-)

Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?

Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?
Aik Larka Hota Hy,
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Wo keecharr Myn Gir Jata Hy
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Ganddaaa;-)

Ek bar Sardar

Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai...
Gangubai:"kaun?"
Sardar:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!"

yai dunia kia hai

yai dunia kia hai

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gum kadarya hai....

toti band kar do lota baher gaya hai :P

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?
God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.
Mushraf asks God:When will kashmir be in Pakistan?
God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries.
And i asked God:When will this reader get brain?
This time God cries,and says:Not in my life time.

pathan to shopkeeper:

pathan to shopkeeper:
"Easy Load he?"
shopkeeper:ji han janab,

pathan:10 ka naswaar Load karo....

JaB Se Tu Nai Mujhay Bakra Bana Raka Hai .......

JaB Se Tu Nai Mujhay Bakra Bana Raka Hai .......
Churra Her Shakhs Nai BagHal Mai Daba Raka Hai ....

If Some1 Asks Me

If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most
I Would Sit Next 2 U
Put My Arms Around U
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Say Proudly
I Love Animals
Especially Dis Monkey

When Grandma Is Unable

When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend

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Then Grandpa Paints Them 4 Her In spite Of His Backache ...

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