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If U''re Not Using Your Smile

U''re Like Man With A

Million Dollars In the Bank

And

No

Check Book

kabi kabi Dil Chahta Hai ka kuch Aisa Hojae:-
Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye
Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen

Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,
Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye,

Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen
kabi kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen

Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!

Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K

Aik Admi Apnee Biwi k Hr kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha

Agar Wo Anda Boil ker Dati Tu kehta k Fry kerna Tha

Agar Fry krti To kehta k Boil
kerna Tha

Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye

Pehle Tu Wo Dono Andoon ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha
Phir kehnay Laga ..

"Tumhay Akal kaab Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday ko Fry kerna Tha Us ko Boil ker Dia Aur Jis ko
Boil kerna Tha Us ko Fry.. " . . . . . . . ["!"]

Lo Jee! Mitran Di Pur-Zor F

Lo Jee!
Mitran Di Pur-Zor Frmaish, Tay Awam Day Jazbat Di Tarjmani Wastey...
Ik Wari Fair Paish Aye..

Na ZUBAN Se
Na MISS CAL Se
Na SMS Se
Na PHONE Se
Na POST Se
Na E-MAIL Se
DIRECT
;+""+.+""+;
+ DIL SE +
"+.
.+""+"

WAPDA Walyan Di Maa Di ...

Plz Ignore Mat Kerna.

Plz Ignore Mat kerna. 0321-6307893

Ye No:100 khobsurt Or Cute Girls ko Send kero

Inshallah Apko 10 Din k Andar 1 Achi

Or

khobsurt Bhabhi Milay Gi Pakka.

peshawar NDRA

peshawar NDRA men pathano ke naam

Rishwat khan

Zillat khan

Mutafiq khan

Ajeeb khan

Hairat khan

Makan khan

Ma''loom khan

Pathjhar khan

Zameen khan

Akhrot khan

Phoolo ko phool pasand he

Phoolo ko phool pasand he

Dilo ko Dil pasand he
Shayar ko Shaeery pasand he

kisi ki pasand se hame kya

hame to AAP kI GIRL FRIEND PASAND he

wah wah

Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj

Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj 60 Saal Baad Mere Mulk Main kya
kuch Ban Gaya ...
Tere Mulk Main kia Bana ... ???

Quaid-e-Azam: Biscuits Badal Gaye Bistiks Ban Gaye ...

Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest

Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest Mount, Swim The Deepest Ocean
Walk On Hot Coal Barefoot Just 4 U ...

Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??

Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi ...

Larki [Memon Larke Se]

Larki [Memon Larke Se] Aaj Mujhe kisi Bhat Hii Expensive Jaga Ghuma Lao ....

Memon Us ko Petrol Pump Ghuma k Le Aaya ... ;->

Boy: U R Sunshine

Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life.With Out U Life Is A Dreamy Cloud. U R In My Heart Like The Windy Cloud In The Sky

Girl: Is This A Proposal Or A Weather Report?

B.B Ne 1 Kutta Pala

B.B Ne 1 kutta Pala
Moti Moti Ankhon Wala
Lmbi lmbi Munchon Wala
Mehlon Men Wo Rhta Tha
EnGlish Wine Peeta Tha
khata Tha Wo Sonf Spari
Nam Tha Uska

Asif Zrdari

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