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Save Water

Take Bath

With

Neighbours Daughter

Palmist Larke ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

"Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge"

Ladka: "Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,

Yeh Bata Paas kab Hounga...??"

Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:

Duniya k Sabse Chhote Jokes:

1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai.

2)1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.

3)Ganja Sardr

4)2 Sardr Chess khelte Hue...

Judge Said To Pathan:

Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum ko Ba-Izzat Bari kia Jata Hai...

Pathan: Tou Is ka Matlab k Main Cycle Rakh Loon ...? ;->

1 Pathan hamesha

1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile k Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha

kisi Ne Poocha

"khan Saab Ye konsi Science Hai ?"

Pathan: :"O Yaara kbhi kbhi Call katna B Par Jata Hy Na" ;->

Never Attend A Class

Never Attend A Class

Why ... ? ? ?

John Nash Said :

"Classes Make u Dull . It Destroys The Potential
Of Creative Thinking"

So Dun Be Dull ... =)

Aishwariya Preety

Aishwariya
Preety
kareena
In teeno''n Main Se kisi ko
Hona Hoga Mera Zarur

Main Janta Hoon Nahi Hai
Itni Auqaat Meri

Lekin

Lab Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban k
Tamana Meri ... ;->

Are U Emotionally Dumbed ?

Are U Emotionally Dumbed ?

Creatively Challenged ?

Artistically Void ?

Socially Hopeless ???

And

Financially Desprate ....????

Congrates You Are A

PAkISTANI .... ;->

Aik Bihkari Ne Ghar

Aik Bihkari Ne Ghar ke Bahir Se Awaaz Lagai: Babu Jee Roti Milay Gi...
Andar Se Awaz Aai: " Biwi Ghar Per Nhi Hai"
Bihkari: Me Ne Roti Mangi Hai "Chummi" Nhi..

LifE iS aLL Abt

LifE iS aLL Abt WakinG uP EaCh dAy tO diSCoVer SoMethinG NeW, Abt MeetinG oLd PeoPLe bUt MakinG NeW CoNverSatioNs, WaLkinG thru oLd RoadS bUt StiLL feeLinG NicE Abt it,
ReaLizinG thAt u hAvE GrowN a dAy oLdeR bUt StiLL feeLinG young at hEArt, MeetinG busy ScheduLeS bUt StiLL fiNdinG timE 4 oLd fRieNds, bEinG NoStaLGic Abt by GoNe dAys bUt
LookinG foRWaRd tO bEttEr dAys,
WaNtinG 2 Shoot da person Who SeNt SuCh a LonG MsG bUt StiLL MaNaGe 2 SmiLe.

Asif Zardari ne

Asif Zardari ne
Islamabad men
Nawaz Sharef k
Sath Milkr
Coca Cola pi
Or Nawaz Sharif
ne kaha k Judge
kab Bahal Hongy?

To Zardari ne kaha

BRRRRRRRRRRR!!

A Pathan Was

A Pathan Was Playing "kON BANEGA CAROR PATI"
Amitab Bachan Asked: Apne Baap ka Naam Batao.

Pathan Replied: Hum ko Pagal Samjha Hai kya? Pehle 4 Option To Do

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