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Iblees
Ne 1 din apne cheelön se kaha!
Logon ko
TLAWAT
ZIkAR
TASBiH
Se door rakhne ka khas Nuska
Batao?
Cheelon ne yak zuban ho kar kaha:Sir sms Free krwa dain.
Football Main kitni Side hOti Hyn
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.Nahi Maalum . . .? ? ?






2 Sides Hoti Hyn












Inside Aur Outside . .. ;->
kia Andaaz Hy

kia Jalwa Hy

kia Style Hy

Aur

kia Smile Hy

Message kerne Main Tou Jaan Jati Hy

Aur

Ghurur Se kehte Hyn Mere Paas Mobile Hy :(
Night Was Dark

Moon Was High

Boy Stopped His Bike

Girl Asked Why ? ? ?

Boy Came Close

She Felt Shy


He Told In Her Ear










DHAkkA MAAR

PEtrol khattamHo Gya Dear . . . ;->
Cham Cham kerdi Raat

Tim Tim kerde Taare

Na koi Msg

Na koi Bell

ki Gal Ae Pyare

kyun ?

Paise Mukh Gaye Ne Saarey . . .? ;->
EnGLiSh ShyEri

The Janaza Of Mehboob Nikla From

The Gali Of Mehboba With Lots Of Zor

Shor The Mehbuba Jhannki From The Door

And Boli "MAR GYA HARAMkHOR" ;->
Future Mein Price List Is Tarha Ho Gi,

Chawal 1 Rupay k 2 Danay,

Daal 50 Paisay ki 4 Danay,

Oil 10 Rupay ka 2 Drop,

Doodh 2 Rupay ka 1 Qatra,

List k Neeche 1 Zaruri Note Bhi Likha Hoga kay Jo Bhi Yeh Sab Cheezein khareede Ga Usay Asli Desi Ghee ki khushboo Muft Soonghnay ko Milay Gi.
If somebody comes n
Tell u,
That you Are FOOL,
Don''t Be Afraid,
Goto him
Catch his Neck
And Tell him

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"kisi hor noo na dassi" ;->
Maa Bache Baich rahen hn kaisi Tangdasti He

Ata Chawal Mehnge Hen, Insan ki Jan Sasti He

Hakumat ko Ghurbat ka Pta nhi

kitna Afsos Hota he jb Bhook Dasti Hy
Maa Bache Baich rahen hn kaisi Tangdasti He

Ata Chawal Mehnge Hen, Insan ki Jan Sasti He

Hakumat ko Ghurbat ka Pta nhi

kitna Afsos Hota he jb Bhook Dasti Hy
Qiamat ki 5 Nishania . . .

1-Har ghar se Jew Musharaf ki awaz aye gi..

2-Pani ka rate Petrol se ziada hoga..

3-Munshi ki fees wakeel se ziada hogi..

4-Logon k pas balance hoga par wo sms nahe karain ge..

5-Logon ko hansi aye gi par sharam phir bhi nahe aye gi . . . :p
Jo
Ho Gaya
Wo Ho Gaya
Jo
Hona Hoga
Wo Hoga
Or Jo Nahi
Hona Hai
Wo Nahi Hoga
Q k Jo
Hona Hai
Wo Tu
Hoga Hi Hoga
Ab Dekhna Hai
k kia
Hoga..?
OR
kia Nahi
Hoga
Hönay ko Tu
kuch Bhi Hoga
Yahi
Sochna Hai
k kia
Hoga..?
Agar
kuch Hoga
Tu Theek
Hoga OR
Nahi Hoga
Tu Bhi Theek
Hoga
OR
Theek Nahi Hoga
Tu kuch
kaisay Theek
Ho Ga..?
Ab AAP Batao k Aagay kia Hoga..?
kisi Or
ko
AAP
Bhi
Bhejo
Acha
Time Pass Hoga
Nai ho ga tu wo pagal ho ga.... ;->