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Award 4 best actor male.. Nominations R!

Award 4 best actor male..
Nominations R!

1 Shahrukh khan
2 Salman khan
3 Hritak Roshan
4 Saif Ali khan
5 Shahid kapoor

n the award goes 2

Altaaf Husain ;->

U may HaV 10 pEoPle 2 Talk

U may HaV 10 pEoPle 2 Talk

U may HaV 100 pEoPle 2 Care

U may HaV 1000 pEoPle 2 Love

BuT u HaV OnLy 1 Crazy frnd who always Disturbs U ne time

N Thats me ;->

Quaidabad, . Malir, . Kalaboard,

Quaidabad,
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Airport,
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Colony gate,
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Natha khan ,

aur

aur

aur
aghar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kar dena ... ;->

ApuN Ko FAQEER

ApuN ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,

Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,

Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->

Ek choti makkhi

Ek choti makkhi badi ghass kee makkhi ko kaise propose maregi ?

>>>>

socho...

Aye Grass-Hopper Mujhe Pyaar To kar

Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?

Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. kya naam doon?

Ajit: Cha Ling Chu.

Robert: Cha Ling Chu kyoon?

Ajit: oh dear robert, tumhe pata nahi," Duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai! "-

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Boss: (to employee

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, knock, knock.
Employee: Who''s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

Marriage is the

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred

Ek railway station

Ek railway station se ek lash gayab ho gayi batao kaise....??????
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jaane ke liye dekiye C.I.D...har friyday night 10 P.M...!!!!!

Khubsurat Phooloâ€™n Main

khubsurat Phooloâ€™n Main

Haseen Wadiyoâ€™n Main

Dilkash Baaghoâ€™n Main

Aap Jesa

1 keeda Zarur Hota Hy ;->

Any Man Who Can Drive Safely

Any Man Who Can Drive Safely

While kissing A Girl

Is

Simply Not Giving The kISS The Attention

It Deserves . . .

To Know A Person

To know A Person
Walk A Mile In His Shoes

Then

Then What ? ? ?

He Is One Mile Away, U Have His Shoes . . . .

JuzZZ RuNnN . . . ;->

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