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Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes Like

Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes
Like

Good MOrning

Good After Noon

Good Evening

Good Night

& So On

Now Here''s My Simple Fresh Line

''''Can U Smile 4 Me Once. . . ?'''' :)

Before Marriage. .

Before Marriage. . .
A Man Yearns For The Woman He Loves. . .
While
After Marriage. . .
The "Y" BeComes Silent. . . ;->

I Feel That Tears

I Feel That Tears Are The Best Frmds . . . They Come To Accompany U When U r Really Happy
N
They r There When U Really Sad, NoOne Wid U . . . They r Always Wid Us

Three ways to catch a tiger:

Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it beComes tired,

then catch it.

3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!

If Saif anf Kareena marry

If Saif anf Kareena marry, kareena will start dating Salman....Why?

Because She will beCome Kaif (KAreena-saIF)... and will beCome Katrina Kaif ;-)

if they get

if they get together then y willl they beCome social workers?

if they be together they united

n to unite wid saif....will make the ...UNISAIF(unicef)

Chitee comes to

Chitee Comes to the hospital where Haathi is admitted.... She knows the elephant is in a critical condition and in the ICU... The doctor tells the ant that she is not allowed to meet the Haathi.... what does the ant reply ?????

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"thats ok, i am not here to visit, I''m here to donate blood !!"

All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth

All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth
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aNd All Comedies by A MARRIAGE.

Three ways to catch a tiger :

Three ways to catch a tiger :

1. NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .

2. EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it beComes tired, then catch it . . .

3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;->

wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????

wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????

think guys

ANS:- he will beCome gulshan gro''C''er coz at speed of light V=C...

How do you convert a BUS into a female ??

How do you convert a BUS into a female ??
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Come late to the bus stop.. BUS MISS ho Jaayegi... !

after making

after making saawariya, wat change did sanjay leela bhansali''s life go thru???

sOcho

Come on ur close!!

yes!!
he is nOw knOwn as sAnjAy NEELA bhAnsAli!!

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