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a man was lost alone

A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl Comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed

Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..

one day teeth and tongue

One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..

Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"

Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will Come out of the mouth... =P ;->

funny but true

FuNnY bUt TrUe

A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To BeCome Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "

welcome to sach ka samna

WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"

jawab sirf
HA
ya
NA
me dena he

Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..

Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho?

Ans plz

when we throw a ball in the air

when we throw a ball in the air why does it Come down?
no Physics answers
.
?
.
?
.
bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)

marriage is like a public toilet

Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to Come out..

friends are always badtameez

''Badtameez'' Friends are always ''bdtmz''.

They receive many msgs but they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week.

Actually they r spacial kind of ''bgairat''.

They beCome more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baisti''.

They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.

And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P

sorrow is our constant companion

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines Comes & goes.

Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz Comes & goes.
;-)

my wife recently has lost her voice

Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.

What should I do to help her to Get it back?

Doctor: Try to Come home at 3 in the Mor

person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i Come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

the stone was rolled

The stone was rolled away from the door,
not to permit Christ to Come out,
but to enable the disciples to go in.” - Peter Marshall

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lets welcome the yea

Lets welCome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish
each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful
New year. Merry X-mas.

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