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Santa found answer

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What Comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Girl comes late to the class.

Girl Comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.

Girl comes late to the class. prof: y r u late ?

Girl Comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.

Do U know the fullform

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

every morning ur

every morning ur d 1st thing tat Comes2my mind
i wish i wud start my day with u in my bed
i luv d feel on my lips
u just make my day
i lvu u "NESCAFE"...

Sorry 4 disturbing u.

Sorry 4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur
photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
Comeup
actually,
we r playing cards
and I lost the joker

What happened 2 ur network?

What happened 2 ur network?
I tried 2 call u
but the operator
said "WelCome 2 the jungle,
the monkey u r
trying to call is
on the tree....Plz try later."

You Know WHy

You Know WHy GOd Created Gaps Between Fingers?
So That at Some day the one who is made for you,
Come and Fill those gaps by holding ur hand for ever

• An old rich man

• An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki inCome aur doosre inke din kum.

Food for thought:

Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to beCome rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.

Biscuit maker''

Biscuit maker''s Luv Letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Luv is 50-50 coz ur dad is a Tiger. Will u give ur Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I''ll beCome a Krack-Jack

Sardar enters

Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole situation...
Again he Comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly

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