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Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & Comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & Comes out of
the mouth.
A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''
The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte.''

Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him...

''Aam Hai kya ?''

He gets a little irritated and says...

''Aare Bola na, Hum ''Aam nahi bechte''

On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him ''Aam hai kya?''

He gets wild and yells ...''Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to hathoda

marunga sar ke upar''

The next day, the parrot Comes again and asks him ..''hathoda hai kya?''

The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi''

The parrot then asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
Comes to a conclusion: I''ll drink poison n let lion eat me. O'' bolo
ta ra ra.
Rangeet Singh tells his girlfriend," tommarrow Come my home, No One will be at home,
Next Dat she goes there and found the door Locked.
There Was No One at home Hahaha
The Cube of 2 is 8

the cube is 4 is 64

what is cube of 13?


Nahi Malom?

Main Batao ???

Its SUROOR

How it Comes?

very simple

Tera + Tera = Surrur
A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After a month Warden asked: Why did''t you Come to take ur Salary?

Boy said : Kya ? Salary bhhi miligi ?
In Our Life, Six Things Can Come At Any Time

...

1- LOVE

2- FRiENDSHiP

3- MONEY

4- ILLNESS

5- DEATH

6- ?



Su Su

"Is liye kar k sona!"
A man had a "Gin" 1 day the Gin asked him "Mere Aqa! koi Hukm dein?" Man thought n said:"make a road for me 4m my home 2 USA"Gin: "Mere Aqa This is very difficult, as huge jungles mountains n sea Come on the way so it is very difficult".Man:"ok meri BV ko mera tabey farman bana de"Gin foran bola:"Sir Road single banani hai ya double".
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1 Hand on Horn

1 Hand on Gear

1 Ear listening Mobile

1 Ear listening Muzik

1 Foot on Accelarator

Other on Clutch

&

Both Eyes On Girlz


WELCome to PAKISTAN

A very busy nation...
The theory of reverse dynamics:When a man beComes rich, he beComes naughty...when a woman beComes naughty, she beComes rich...
Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never Come