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''Hi, Doing nothing?

''Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May Come there any time!

Ur''s Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"''

''If ever in your life

''If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll Come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''

''f ever in your life

''f ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll Come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''

''How To Become a GENIUS?

''How To BeCome a GENIUS?

*some text missing*

Find The Missing Text & Surely You Will BeCome a GENIUS. ;-''

''Marriage is like a public toilet

''Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to Come out..

Two friends billooo

Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as......

Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words .

So billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!!

Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....

So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......

Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often Comes to my home & my mother likes him very much....

teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!

teacher: what do you want to beCome?
li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her clothes and ask her
husband to pay for it

BOY : May I hold your hand?

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn''t heavy.

GIRL : If we beCome engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what''s your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE

LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE
WHEN U R SAD ITS MELODRAMA
WHEN ANGRY ITS ACTION
WHEN AFRAID ITS THRILLER
WHEN CONFUSE ITS SUSPENSE
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HORROR...(heheheheh)
NOW U SMILING haina...THATS ComeDY

A Sardarji goes

A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager Comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".

A Sardarji goes

Santa found answer

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What Comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

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