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What is the diff

What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that Comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...

Lost my HB pencil with a

Lost my HB pencil with a rubber attached.

The pencil costs Rs.3/.

Warid has agreed to give me one paisa if you

forward this SMS(1 paisa per scrap).

If you have heart and want to help a poor child in

need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends.

Please don''t neglect.

Otherwise my dad will scold me. If you forward this

then your life will change for ever.

Your dream will Come true tonight at 11.55.

If u dont forward, u''ll fail in ur exams

plz... hlp me

How 2 catch squirrels?

How 2 catch squirrels?
It''s simple
Just climb a tree & sit
Squirrels will Come in search of U
U know Y?
''Coz They Love NUTS!!

The Best And Fastest Way To Become Millionaire

The Best And Fastest Way To BeCome Millionaire

Is . . . .

To BeCome A Billionire And

Then Lose Money . . . ;-

Height Of Cowardice:

Height Of Cowardice:
2 Persons Fighting Through Sms

Height Of Helplessmess:
Receiving No Sms For A Weak

Height Of TimePass:
A Person Snding Sms To HimSelf

Height Of Achievement:
A Person Snding Sms To A Girl Wanting To BeCome Frnds & Getting A Reply

Height Of Expectation:
Snding Pakistani Team An E-mail, Wishing Them To Win A Match.

Height Of Having No Work:
U r Reading Such Long Sms . . . ;->

a boy in love with a girl,

a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) Comes into play and
break the legs of the boy

Once upon a time,

Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.
One day they decided to go to a jungle.
while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE ComeS IN FRONT OF THEM!!

JO gets frightened , but SO dies!!

WHY??
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A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya

WOMAN: U Tell

WOMAN: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. . .

MAN: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth. . . ;->

After marriage,

After marriage, husband and wife beCome two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->

By all means marry.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you''ll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you''ll beCome a
philosopher.

ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

Proof: After drinking,
men
Gain Weight
Talk unnecessarily
BeCome Extra Emotional
&
Start Fighting. . . . ;->

Human Tastes Change As

Human Tastes Change As
They BeCome Mature

Little Girls Lyk Dolls & Little
Boys Lyk Balls

HowEver, When They Grow
Up

Girls Lyk Balls & Boys Lyk Dolls... ;->

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