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Brad Pitt and

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ???
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because her name beComes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

Welcome to Pakistan

WelCome to Pakistan we have Recent Courses:

MBBS:
Master in Bomb Blasting Strategies

CA:
Career in Alqaeda

MSc:
Master Sucide Course

IT:
Institute of Terrorism

MBA:
Member of Blasting Agency

What do u want to do...?

Why are the Egyptian

Why are the Egyptian Children confused??????
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Their Daddy dies n beComes Mummy... Children confused??????
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Their Daddy dies n beComes Mummy...

Man Comes Home& Start Shouting

Man Comes Home& Start Shouting
Pack Ur Bags
I Just Won 10 Million In Lottery

Wife : Do I Pack For Beach n Resort . . .

Man : Who Cares, Just Pack & Get Lost . . .

NOTHING COMES FREE OF COST

NOTHING ComeS FREE OF COST
IN THIS WORLD INCLUDING MY MESSAGE.
SO I HAVE DECIDED TO CHARGE FOR MY MESSAGE
AND THE PRICE IS
"YOUR SMILE"

Murder Of English..!

Murder Of English..!

Gimme A Red Colour Pen With Any Colour Ink

U 3 Boys Go n Stand In The Four Corners Of The Class.

Both Of U 3 Come Here n Kiss Me

I Have 2 Daughters & Both Are Girlz. ;->

kEEP sM|L|NG :->

Tragedy of life:

Tragedy of life:

Just about the time

when our inCome gets us

to a point where

food prices dont

matter anymore,

Calories start to

matter! ;-)

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Lady 2 accountant:

Lady 2 accountant: can i met 2 manager,
"...Y NOT..." He is always ready to met beautiful women,
Ok then tell him that his wife has Come to met him... :P

Friends r like films,

Friends r like films, some r musical some r romantic,
some r adventurous,
some r tragedy,
some Comedy but very few r OSCAR WINNERS LIKE U . . . ;->

By All Means Marry

By All Means Marry

If U Get A Gud Wife

Uâ€™ll BeCome Happy

&

If U Get A Bad One

Uâ€™ll BeCome A Philospher . . . ;->

Mother: David, come her

Mother: David, Come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I''m going Hong Kong tomorrow so I''m scolding you now.

The Thing Which

The Thing Which We Come To Know After Watching
SHOLAY
Is That . . .

Basanti Kutto''n K Saamne Mana Kerne K Ba-wajud Nachti Zarur Hy . . . :P

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