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Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

Man: I don''t have.

Beggar: Then Come with me, lets beg together
A man was lost alone
A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl Comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed

Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..
One Day Teeth and Tongue
One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..


Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"


Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will Come out of the mouth... =P ;->
One Day Teeth and Tongue
One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..


Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"


Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will Come out of the mouth... =P ;->
FuNnY bUt TrUe
FuNnY bUt TrUe


A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To BeCome Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "
How 2 become a GENIUS
How 2 beCome a GENIUS ?
*some text missing*

find the missing text &
surely you''ll beCome a GENIUS:-D
"SACH KA SAMNA"
WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"

jawab sirf
HA
ya
NA
me dena he

Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..

Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho?


Ans plz
when we throw a ball in the air
when we throw a ball in the air why does it Come down?
no Physics answers
.
?
.
?
.
bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)
Marriage is like a public toilet
Marriage is like a public toilet





Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to Come out..
Friends are always ''bdtmz''
''Badtameez'' Friends are always ''bdtmz''.

They receive many msgs but they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week.

Actually they r spacial kind of ''bgairat''.

They beCome more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baisti''.

They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.

And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P
Sorrow is our constant companion
A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines Comes & goes.

Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz Comes & goes.
;-)
my Wife Recently has Lost her voic
Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.

What should I do to help her to Get it back?









Doctor: Try to Come home at 3 in the Morning.

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