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Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He Comes back running office and says,
‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

Police:Instead of hospital

Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to ComeDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

How can a Sardar Kill

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
Comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

When u feel sad….

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overCome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Life is like a drama:

Life is like a drama:

If u r sad (TRAGEDY)
If u r afraid (SUSPENSE)
If u r angry (ACTION)
If u look in da mirror (ComeDY)

NOW U R SMILING THAT''S (HORROR)!

Flowers die, Stories end,

Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things Come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE

Hi, Doing nothing?

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may Come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack

If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you need me,

If you need advice,
text me…
If you need a friend,
call me…
If you need me,
Come to me…
But
If you need money.
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THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

What’s the diff between

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that Comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Before marriage:

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t Come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English Comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.

Captain:Naujawanon Come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,

I was the 10 in line!

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