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Mubarakbad

Mubarakbad
Ae Momin K Phir Maah-E-Siyaam Aaya
Muqadas Maah K Jis Mein Quran Ka Payam Aaya
May Peace & Blessings Of Almighty Allah B Upon U N Ur Family N Let Us All Begin To Live A Life Of Taqwa This Ramadan To Avoid The ''Thorns'' That Come Our Way In The Form Of Worldly Temptations.

* Ramadan Mubarak *

When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overCome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Before marriage:

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t Come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

What’s the diff between

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that Comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Hi, Doing nothing?

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May Come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it beComes.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams Come true…

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one Comes out.

Santa found answer to the

Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What Comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I Come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married,

Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small inCome?”

“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”

Colda & hota r fruits

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English Comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

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