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santa:My wedding is going to happen

Banta:Whats the problem now.?

santa:My wife did''nt know it...!

sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
Boy: Woh kese?
sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya... ;->

Have you ever seen

Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector?

santa: Yes, I married her!

"I SAW A FILM"

Teacher:Covert into Hindi

"I sAW A FILM

sardar: "Teacher ne ''A'' film dekhi"

1st Sardar to 2nd

1st sardar to 2nd sardar mei bachpan may bohat taqat war tha..

2nd. wo k se?

1st. meri Maa kehti hy k jab mei rota tha to sara ghar sar py utha leta tha.. ;->

Aik sardar Europe gia

Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

sardar ko english nai ati thi..

Us ne sick Leave ki Application suna di.

Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o

sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai.. =P ;->

Pathan Sardar Se

Pathan sardar se:
Yara Kya Tumne Generator Mei Petrol Ki Jaga COCA COLA Dala Hai?

sardar: Nahi Yara..

Pathan: To Yeh Brrrrrr Brrrrrr Kyu Kar Raha Hai??

Sardar ki mah ki

sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,

ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,

Me na socha surprise don ga...=P;->

Mobile me kuch

santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna he

servicing Man : Memory card he?

santa : Nahi kya Ration card chalega? =P :-D

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2

santa: Dr.sahab 2 sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha...
Dr:To Ab Kya Hua.

santa: aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha ,Naha Lu?

Who is Ur Favorite

Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer?

sardar : Ur Daughter.

Every Week she Give Me a Nice Love Letter

Sardar bus me charha

sardar bus me charha aur poocha karachi ka kitna kiraya hoga?
Driver ne kaha: ful pent ful kiraya
Half pent half kiraya
sardar ne apni pent utari
Or kaha: no pent no kiraya... ;->

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