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Santa Police Se

santa Police se:
Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar se
TV Ke Ilaava sab samaan Le Gaye
Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!?
santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha

Sardar g Falls Inside

sardar g Falls Inside A Pit ... !!!

A Friend Asks : Kuch Toota Tou Nahi ...

sardar g Replies : Oye Khotiya , Neeche Kuch Hy Hi Nahi ... ;->

Sardar:I''ve Pain

sardar:I''ve Pain In Ma Ryt Leg

Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.

sardar:As Far As I Know,

Both Ma Legs R Of same Age

Santa - Woh Ladki

santa - Woh Ladki Baheri Hai

Banta -Kaise?

santa - Maine Use I Love U Kaha To Boli

"Maine Kal Hi Naya sandal Kharida Hai"

Fakeer 2 Srdar

Fakeer 2 srdar : Apk Parosi Ne

Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya

Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ?

srdar : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . . ;-

Sardar Was Sleeping

sardar Was sleeping In Bed Room Wit His Wife
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For What R U scrolling Down so Fast?

Let Him sleep With His Wife..

Wats D Diff

Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?

santa:Bus Ka stand Bus Ke sath Kabhi Nahi Jata

Par Cycle Ka stand Cycle Ke sath Jata Hai.

Santa''s Girfriend

santa''s Girfriend:
Meri Maa Apko Bahut
Pasand Karti He.

santa, After A Deep
Thought:
Kuchh Bhi Ho
Jaaye,
shaadi To Main
Tujhse Hi Karunga!!

Santa: Should I BuyS

santa: should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?

Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.

santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!

Sardar : May I Come

sardar : May I Come In sir?

Interviewer : Wait Please...

sardar : 75 Kg sir!!!

Salsman-Which

salsman-Which
soap U
Use?
santa-BABA''s soap,BABA''s Paste,BABA''s Brush.
salsman-Is BABA''s
A INTRNATIONAL Company?
santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.

Sardar 1st Time

sardar 1st Time JAHAAZ May Betha
Jahaz Runway Pe Chal Raha Tha
sardar Ne Pilot Ko Zordar Thappar Mara Or Bola:
Mujay Dair Ho Rahi Hay Or Tu BY ROAD Ja Raha Hay.

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