s SMS Messages25826 messages

santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?

Banta=
Hota To sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" sawar Ho Jati He !!
santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Is Not Available At Any Medical store."

Doctor:Oh sorry,

I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My signature.
sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...

sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan Girl....

sardar: sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...
Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita

Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
santa: santa,
Par Log Pyar se Muje Rita Kehte He
Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.

sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,

Phir Woh Khud Apnay

Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!....
Girl : Have You seen
My Identical Twin sister
Any Where ... ????

santa : Not At All
How Does she Look Like ... !!! ;->
sardar Wrote BILL GATEs
Abt PCs & WINDOWs Problmz

1- My Child Learnd
Ms WORD Nw He Wants
Ms sENTENCE

2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-sCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa scooter

3 - I see Ms OFFICE But I
Need Ms HOME, As I Use
PC At Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATEs But
U r selling WINDOWs ... ;->
santa : Among My 4 sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
santa : Useles,Dnt study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!
Train Chali, sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.

sardar Ji: sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->
Dirtiest Message Of All Tym .....

sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When she
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except sardar g
she Was surprisd & Askd
"sardar g In sab ko Kia Hua?"
sardar g: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "
Teacher 2 santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
santa : "Google singh"
Teacher: Y 2 strange?
santa : saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.
A sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"

The sardar Looked

At sky & said,






"Where, Where"???