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Man sees sardar-G
standing in d midle of
a huge feild of grass
& notices, He is jst
standing dere,doing
nothing, luking @
nothing
Man asks: sardar-G
wh8 r U doing ?
sardar-G: Em trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their
feild.. ;->
sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He sees The sardar With The Monkey At A Bus stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...
Jageer Daar 1 sardar se: Agr Main subah
Apni Car Me Niklun To shaam
Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen
B Nahi Dekh sakta.

sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi ;->
Teacher - How Do
You spell "Wrong" ?

santa - "R-O-N-G"

Teacher - That''s
Wrong !!

santa - That''s What
You Asked, Isn''t It ... ? ;->
sardar To His Friend -
I Keep seeing spots In
Front Of My Eyes

Friend -
Have You seen
Doctor ?

sardar -
No , Just spots ... ;->
A man jumped into
sea and never came
out, 2nd man jumped
into sea the day after
& he also never come
out.
sardar was watching
diz whole scene frm a
distance.
He concluded a result
frm hi observation

"Human Being Is
soluble In Water" ;->
Judge: Y U''ve stolen
Money 4rm Dis Man?
sardar: My Lord I''ve Nt
stolen Money. He Jst
Gave It 2 Me
Judge: Whn He Gave U
Money?
sardar: Whn I showd
Him Gun ;->
santa Was Walking Thru D Forest

He saw snake Hanging On D Tree.

santa: sirf Latak Ne se Height

Nahi Badegi,

Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..
santa-sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?


Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.


santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..
sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Thi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai sy Kaha
"Jao sister Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab se Apni BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->
santa : soch Raha Hu Ki UsA Ghum Aaun,

Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

santa : Kaise?

Banta : sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
Nurse - Mubarak Ho
Aap k Ghar larka Peda
Hua Hy

sardar g - Wah g Wah
Kia Technology Hy, B.V
Meri Hospital Me Hy
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar
Peda Hua Hy ... ;->