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Sardar 2 Sardarni

sardar 2 sardarni:

Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.

sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gye! :-)

Santa 60th Birthday

santa 60th Birthday
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye

Boy:Maine Suna

Boy:Maine suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy

sardar: pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 sal Hogye

Moral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nae ati ;->

Police-Instead of

Police-Instead of hospital why did u take
ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy

sardar- ALL the child were crying when they born,
this time I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA... ;->

Sardar amrud bech

sardar amrud bech rha tha..
.
1 admi aya or bola, sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?

sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega... =P ;->

Sardar Taqreer Karty

sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi?

Ek Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai.

sARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho.

Hor Kisi Noon Aitraz?

Maths and Women

"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"

BUT...

Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->

Teacher-What is the

Teacher-What is the opposite of ''minimum''?

sardar-MiniDad

Sardar thought

sardar thought "LOL" mean
"lots of love".

so 1 Day His Friend''s Mother Died
he sent it in da Following txt
''''sory 2 Hear About da Death of Your M0ther LOL'''':-D

Ek Sardar Apni Maa

Ek sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.

1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?

sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol" :-)

Santa aur banta ne

santa aur banta ne
zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha.

sant-dekho kitna chhota tanga.

Bant-haan aur gadha to dekho,aadmi jaisa dikhta

Sardar: Cricket

sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,

K Main Out ho Gaya. :-(

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