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sARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.

He picks it up and


says ''Hello, How did you know I was Here?''
srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!

4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo

srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi
1 sardar ki shadi pe sb sardar he aaye howay thay.
Khana start hua to 1 sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b khany wali cheez hai.
Jesay he wo khanay laga, us k dost oonchi oonchi bolnay lag gaye.
Oye na khaween
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Phikka ee... ;->
Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->
( -_-)
sardr apni shadi ki 1st night room main enter hoa tu light chli gai

sardr g sari rat darwzy pe kharay rhy
suba dost nay poocha: sunao sardar g raat ksi guzri?

sardr: ki dasan sari rat bijli udek da rea wan
K bijli aey te light bujha k kundi lavan... ;->
sANTA Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya..

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Kyoki
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Us Film Ka Naam Tha.


" HOUsE FULL "
1st sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia

2nd:Wo Q?

1st:shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"

"Wahayat"
Intelligent santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks

Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?

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Ans:- BEsAN k PAKODE.
sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.


sardar: Lo Batao,




Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)
sardar in Fire Brigade:

Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.

sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,

Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)
sardar Friend se:

Aaj Raat Mein Nahi soun Ga.

Friend: Kyon?


sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.

Friend: To Kya Hua??


sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. :-)
Beginnings are scary.
Endings are usually sad,
but it’s the middle
that counts the most.