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sardar Was sleeping In His

Bed Room With His Wife

Why Are You scrolling Down

so Fast.

Let Him sleep With His Wife

santa Was In shopping store.

salesman: sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?
santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have :

Sardar Became The

sardar Became The Driver Of Train,The Very 1st Train Driven By Him Was 8 Hours Late Bcoz?
He stopped At Every Phatak N Askd
"Jalandher Nu Ehi Line Jandi A?"

Santa: What Is The

santa: What Is The Weather Like ?

Banta: I Do Not Know It Is so Foggy That I Cannot see.

Sardar''s 60th B''day

sardar''s 60th B''day

Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?
sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put

60 Candles On

Cake. so I Put

This 60 Watts Bulb!!

Interviewer : Give Me

Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite Words

Banta:Ok

Interviewer : Made In India

Banta : Destroyed In Pakistan!!

Santa:- I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza

santa:-
I spoke 2 sania Mirza
Yesterday On D Phone!

Banta:-
Dats Great!
What Did she say?

santa:-
Just,
Wrong Number!

My Grand Father Lived SA

My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years

He Never Used Glasses

sardar : Ya

I Know

Few People Drink

Directly From Bottle

Santa Shouting 2 His GFS

santa shouting 2 His GF

" U said V Will Do Register

Marriage And Cheated Me,

I Was Waiting 4 U

Yesterday Whole Day

In The Post Office...."

Sardar: Aap K Father

sardar: Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hui?

Friend: Burhape Ki Waja se

sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein Isi Beemari Ki Waja se Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain

Sardar Ki Maa

sardar Ki Maa

Puttar Tujhay Yahan se

Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga

Aur

Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car se

sardaar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi

Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear

Or Aanay Ke Liay sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.

Teacher:Wo Kon

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay

Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

say Jakray Rakhti Hay?

sardar Je:

MIss

"NARRA":-)

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