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Sardar K Truck K

sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha
"Chota Parivar sukhi Parivar"

Or Uske Nechay
Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, sonu, Monu,

Te sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!!

Santa:Ye Gandhi

santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Banta:simple Hai Yar
Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na

sardar ne shok

sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked:
dooba kia
son:Pnai g
sardar:lagda ay mebu lay k he dubay ga

Banta Singh:

Banta singh: "Yaar santa,

Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read santa singh B.A.

This Year It Read santa singh M.A.,

When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?

santa singh: "You Don''t Understand.

Last Year My Wife Died,

I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.

Hen I Took A second Wife, so M.A. Is Married Again

1 sArdAr doSrE

1 sArdAr dosrE sArdAr sE yAr bAtA MotoRcYcLe k kItNe tYeR HotE HaIn

2nd sArdAr: 2

1st sArdAr: nAhi 2 nAhi 6 HotE HaIn

2nd sArdAr: wo kEsE

1st sArdAr: Is tArAh 4 MotoR k aUr 2 cYcLe k. :-| :-)

Teacher: What Is Th

Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?

sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli se Dial Karte Han

Aur Mobile Par Anguthe se... ;->

Santa Ek Baraf Ka

santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha se Ho Raha He!!

Sardar Ki G.F Ne

sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or
se shadi Kr Li
Wo Roz Us K Ghar k
samne "Poty" Kr k Ajata
Dost: Ye Kia Hrkat Hy?
srdar: Usy Btana Chhta
Hon k, Us k Pyar K Bina
Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha ...

SaNtA BaNtA Se

saNtA BaNtA se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TasvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo

BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye Kis TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"

saNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
HaI . . . :-P;->

SaNtA : MaI YaQeN Se

saNtA : MaI YaQeN se ToU NaHe KeH

saKtA K Umair Ki UmAr KiTnI HaI

LeKn Wo JaWaN Ho GaYa HaI

BaNtA : WoH KaIsE

saNtA : TuM Ne DeKhA NaHe Wo ApNi NaAk KuD saAf KaR RaHa
ThA . . . . ;->

Sardar''s Interview 4

sardar''s Interview 4
New Job

Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch ...

Santa Lost His

santa Lost His Cheque Book

Bank Manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur sign ...

santa:
Oye, I''m Not A Fool,
I Have Already signed
All Cheques ... ;->

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