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A Sardar Was Drying

A sardar Was Drying some Fruits In The sunlight And Then Eating Them

some1 Asked What R U Doing?

sardar: I Am Weak. The Doc Has Advised Me To Eat Dry Fruits!

SArdar In UK Hotel

sArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia

Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

Thy Askd Wht Do U Want sRdar G?

sArdar Replid: Éggs'' Mother.)

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

santa Invested 2 Lakhs

In A Business And suffered Huge Losses.

Do U Know What The Business Was?

He Opened A saloon In Punjab!

Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey

santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey

Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.

Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?

santa:Andhera.

Sardar: Yar Mere Bal

sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain

Frnd: Wo Kyun?

sardar: Fikr se?

Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?

sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr se:-) Boht Gir Rahe Hain

Frnd: Wo Kyun?

sardar: Fikr se?

Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?

sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr se:-)

Santa Ne Bus Me

santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

santa- Kya Pata Me To subah se Ghar se Bahar Hu..

Banta: Why Is The

Banta: Why Is The Police Nicknamed

"The Heart Of The Country"?

santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats.

Some1 Wrote 2

some1 Wrote 2 sardar,

"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.

Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"

sardar sent Rs600 N Wrote,

"O-A Main sabka Baap Hon:->"

AJ KAL JUNGLE KA KING

AJ KAL JUNGLE KA KING

''''sHAIR'''' sARDAR JEE sE

DARTA PHIR RAHA HAY

PATA HY Q ??????

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sIMPLE .......

DEsE DAYs.......\

sING Is KING

Passenger-Tumne

Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?

santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.

Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang sakte The.

santa-Me Ajnabi se Bat Nhi Karta.

Santa Opened Xerox

santa Opened Xerox shop

And Put A Big Cool Board Outside:

Xerox Done In All Language

Man 2 Sardar

Man 2 sardar : santa,Your Daughter Has Died!

Depressed, sardar Jumps From 100th Floor.

At 50th Floor He Remembers,

I Dont Hav A Daughter.

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