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*some funny fact*
**kishor ka baap haklata tha agar wo thk se bol pata to aaj uski umra 3 saal jyada hoti

***mard aurat ko kamjor kahta hai lekin agar wo martban ka dhakkan band kar de to wo mard to ky uske baap se v nahi khulti

***ghore ke muh me hath dal ke uske daat ginane se pahle ye jarur khyal rakhe ki kahi ghora apna muh band karke kahi apke ungkiya na ginani shuru kar de

****hichki rokne ka ek aasan tarika hai ki saas rok ke hazar tak gino.
ik admi nay kaha:is zindagi sy to mot achi hay
foran ik jin namoodar hua aor bola may nay ap ki rooh leni hay:
admi foran bola yar abi admi kya mazaq b nahi kar sakta
Kabhi yaad aye to fone ker lena,
Paisy kam hon to sMs ker lena,
Agar Yah bi na ker saky to mobile dahi main daal ker
VIBRATION on kerna,
or lassi bana ke pi lena
MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:


Laash Paani MEIN teirti kyu hai?



Kyunki...



Doobne ke liye zindagi chaahiye!!
Will,Marry,I &U r going 4 a party.
Wads d best & worst arrangement u can make.
Did u get
Best: Wil, U, Marry, Me
Worst: I, Will , Marry , U
Ek pedh pe do kabootar,


Ab who kha kar
rahe the??


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socho
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socho
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Nahi pata
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Flytter fluter..............;->
Arz kiya hai


sms dosto ko itne kiye
k jeet gay sMs k race


Mobile bhi unka pareshn
hoke kehne lga,



NO sPACE



NO sPACE


NO sPACE.........;->

sms dosto ko itne kiye
k jeet gay sMs k race


Mobile bhi unka pareshn
hoke kehne lga,



NO sPACE



NO sPACE


NO sPACE.........;->
Girl:mein tumare liye sab
kuch chod dungi,


Boy:Maa Bap?


Girl:yes


Boy:khana peena?


Girl:yes


Boy:starplus?



Girl:Jaban sambhal k
BOL....................;->
Are u free now Whn u get time call me.I need 2talk 2u abt somethng personal?








Arabian sea is for sale...shall we both buy it?:-)
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.

Then I realised that The Lord doesn''t work that way,

so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
Agar koi achha sa Msg he to use Jaldi se
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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do.
Kahin galti se sEND na ho jaaye,
Kanjoos.
Boys have fun
by teasing
girls,Then girls cry
for few
minutes

Girls have fun
by loving
boys

Then boys cry
4 life time!
Funny but it is fact...