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LAMBI LAMBI MONCHO W@AL@


KH@T@ H@I WO s@UNF sUP@RI


N@@M H@I Is K@ @sIF Z@RD@RI
MiRrOr MiRrOr On tHe WalL wHo is tHe Bad In ThE WorLd ?
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mIrRoR : “JO MEssAGE PAR RAHA HAI WO BAD IN THE WORLD“
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B@D BOY
Kareena Ne Recently apnA ek wEb-siTe lAuncH kiyAA.... Ab wEb-siTe ka naAm baTaAo..!.
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Is it www.OnLysaiF.com
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arRe bAbA.. DONT BE A BALTI
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lOgOn to I"BEBO".Com
Two lovers plan 2 commit suicide.Boy jumped 1st.Gurl closed her eyez n return baq saying love is blind.
Da boy in air opens his Parashute saying Love never dies
A man said to his wife one day, "I don''t know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain."
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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.The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Mera pyar ho tum

Qarar ho tum


Iqrar ho tum


Etbar ho tum


sansar ho tum


Bahar ho tum


Jis k baghair
Mera
sar chakraata hai
Wo

Wo

Wo

NAsWAR ho
Tum ;->
Three ways to catch a tiger :

1. NEWTONs METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .

2. EINsTEINs METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it . . .

3. PAKIsTANI POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;->
HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri Neck pAr ajeeb si chEEz hy jise dekh kAr khuf AatA hy,

Wife: Wo kiA ???

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HusbAnd:TumhArA "FAcE" . . . ;-
This poem was nominated 4 best poem of 2005,
written by an African child:

When i born, i black.
When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.
When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.
And u White fellas:
When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,
But u call me colored . . . ;->
MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:

Laash Paani Mein Tairti
Kyun Hai..??


Kyun K . . .



Doobne K Liye Zindagi
Chahiye . . . ;->
Khaaksaar k
dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher main ye khadsha-o-andesha
mohtashi-o-moqaid hai, k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi,
k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir ko koi sms nahi kia hai . . . ;->