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Tortoise & Rabbit gave ssC exam. Tortoise 80% Rabbit 81% Both wanted admission in good college. Rabbit dint get admission but tortoise got How?
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REMEMBER tortoise won d race..!

sPORTs QUOTA :-P
One for Physics students!!
if a man if walking down from the 3 floor to the ground floor!! what does he need??



Ans: sTEP-DOWN Transformer!!
what is the height of kAnjoOsi...!




Buying second hand nAno cAr with LPG kiT..!
dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?

sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA, peN mein iNk dALA, UnifOrm irON kiyA, skoOl bAg reAdy kiyaA

aAb sirF pAdnA baAki hAi..
Once upon a time, sada and Ada, visited a coal mine to find some diamonds.
sada takes a right and Ada turns left.
sada has only a shovel, but Ada had sophisticated diamond mining tools.
Yet, sada finds a diamond but Ada doesn''t (even after digging for 10 kms) !!!


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Kyonki...Hira hai sada ke liye!!!
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.


The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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"It really works!"
What did d Refrigerator say when u stood in front of it??????????
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COOL inside.


FOOL outside
What happens when a lion Roars?





Think....




Think harder....


Its easy!!







Ans. Tom and Jerry starts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
samachar patro ke kuch majedar add.
)==>kya aap anpadh hai?
nisulk madad ke liye likhe.
)==>auto repare-nisulk pik-up or dilivery.
ek bar hamari sewa lijiye or aap
fir kahi nahi jayenge.
)==>teacher chahiye-pre-schol ke liye teen saal ke teacher ki jarurat hai,
anubhawi ko wariyata di jayegi.
)==>second hand caar-dhokha khane ke liye kahi or kyu jate hai/hamare paas aayiye
)==>kutta bikri ke liye-sab kuch kha leta hai,
bachho ko to bahut pasand karta hai
ek sadhu ne car park ke paas kutiya banai.
log uski kutiya ke agal bagal car or skuter khadi karne lage to usne baurd lagaya ki yaha gadiya khadi karna mana hai
ullanghan karne walo ko shrap diya jayega.
ek teacher se puchha gaya ki wo apne bachho ko kya padhate hai?
teacher ne bade aaram se ans diya-
pahle to mai unhe batata hu ki mai kya batyane wala hu,
fir jo batana hota hai mai unhe bata deta hu,
or ant me,mai unhe ye batata hu ki maine unhe kya bataya hai
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