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OH GAL KARDI MUsKURAI,
AsI sAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,
FIR UsNE sAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,
AsI V APNI sAARI YAARI UsTE LUTAYI,
FIR UsNE APNI BEBE sAADE NAL MILAYI,
AsI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,
FIR PATA NAHI sADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,
AsI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,
PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,
YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI sAADI PARJAI... :(

MORAL OF sTORY :
APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KIsE V DOsT NAAL NA MILAO... ;->
Ek Charsi Eyes Donate Kerne Gaya
Aftr Operation
Dr Asks: Kuch Kehna Chahte Ho ?
Charsi: Jis Ko Bhi Aankhai''n Lagana Usay Bata Dena
Ye 2 Cush Lagane K Baad Khulti Hyn . . . ;->
Mat doondna mujhe

duniya kitanhaai me

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kyon ki

thand bahut hai

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Hum honge

sirf aur sirf

apni RAZaaI mein.
This is last time that I am asking u...


Do u




Do u L




Do u Lo




Do u Lov








Do u Love m






Do u Love me




Do u Love meat or r u VEG?
sONO
sUNO
BAHI
LOGO
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AaJ
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PLEAs
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MAI
JHANGIR
HUN YAR.....;->
sardar sharaab peeta
r rota jata,
Aik pathan nay poocha:
Kiya hua sARDAR G?
sardar khta hai:Jis larki
ka naam bhulana
Chahta hun,
Yska naam yaad nh a
Raha....-;>
Congratulation!

Aamir khan ne Apni Film k second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay

Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohut main role Ha

Film ka Naam ha,''Begarat Zameen Par''
sUPERMAN Dushmano se Lad Raha Hai,

sPIDERMAN Deewaro pe Chadh Raha Hai,

BATMAN Raaton mei Ghoom Raha Hai

Aur

Hamara DOBBERMAN ''''sMs'''' Padh Raha Hai...!!! :p
Teacher To student: Kia Tum Ne Mere Diye Notes Parhey Thay . . . ? ? ?

student: Nahi sir . . . Main Apne Aap Hii FAIL Hua Hoon . . . ;->
sardarni writes massege 2 sardar
''''ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Massege karke batao.''''
sardar writes 2 her -
''''Nahi bata sakta,balance kam hai'''' ;->
sardar Jii Tuwanu Kadi Kissi Naal Pyar Nai Hoya . . .? ? ?

sardar Jii: Yaar Hoya Te Hai
Lekin O Mandi Hii Nahi
Bus Ena Kendi Ae ''''I Love U''''
Pata Nai Ullu Da Patha ''''U'''' Kon Hai . . . ;->
Late Bed Wakings,

slight Breakfasts,

Bus stand figures,

Foot Board Travels,

Late Attendance,

Long intervals,

sharing Canteen Foods,

Many Proposals,

Mobiles in silent mode,

Late night Chats,

some misunderstandings,

Correcting Friends,

For exams micro slips,

struggle for marks,

Prestige in arrears,

Mass Bunk,

saturday Date,

Enjoying Arguments,

Freshers with fear.

Farewell with tears.

''''University life is nothing but heaven'''' :)