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Madhuri Bipasha

Madhuri

Bipasha

Mallika sheravat

neha dhupia

Rani mukherji

isha deol

twinkle khanaa

“sabhi ki or se tume Rakhi ki bahut badhai.....“

Guest:

Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“

Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“

Hey how r u?How''s life?

Hey how r u?How''s life?
Buddy my engagement is fixed on the 30th of this month
so u r invited n please pray for me!!!

hAmY

What is the height of kind heartedness?

What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!

Pakistan means

Pakistan means

P=Pistol

A=Atom bomb
K=Khud kash hamla
i=Ilim ki kami
s=sarkon pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam''s sleeping
N=No response
Yhe he pakistan meri jaan

2000 mai Lipstick

2000 mai Lipstick kitnee sastii Hotii tHiii :)

bUt aj tu sab se farighhh Brand Bhi Mehnga ha :(

jeeenay Doo mushii

if 1=5 2=25

if
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5=?

before scrollin think.

answer is 1
Remember 5=1

Height Of Dreaming:

Height Of Dreaming:

Bill Gates cAme tO Me And Asked
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Are,Tere pAas xp ki Cd hAi kyA?

Before Marriage. .

Before Marriage. . .
A Man Yearns For The Woman He Loves. . .
While
After Marriage. . .
The "Y" Becomes silent. . . ;->

What Did The Banana

What Did The Banana says To The Elephant. . . ?

Nothing. . .
Bananas Can’t Talk stupid. . . ;->

Having A Girl Friend

Having A Girl Friend Is Like "Playing Cards". . .

U Need HEART To LOVE Her

A CLUB To TAKE Her

A DIAMOND To GIFT Her

&

A sPADE To Burry Her . . . :-P

Men are like bank accounts.

Men are like bank accounts.
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Without a lot of money they don''t generate a lot of interest. . . ;->

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