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k bad pakistan mein MsG ka buharan. . . .
LOGO sE PANGE B HONGE..

GHER MEIN DANGE B HONGE..

MUJHE NA sMs KIA TO..

APKE 12 BACCHE HONGE...

JO

3 GANJE

3 NANGE

AUR


6 LAFANGE HONGE... ;)
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
Best sMs of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him sTUPID in 2 minutes.
Which is the most confusing day in America(U.s.A)?
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Fathers day..!!
coz..
NOBODY knows whom to wish....
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
Tchr: Papu batao tum baray ho k tumhara papa?
Papu: Mein bara hon?
Tchr: Wo k say?
Papu: dekhye na mein ne mummy ka dood pena chor dya lekn papa ne abhe tk nhe chora.
jo mujhay abhi msg na beje wo....?
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Wo thori dair baad b bhej sakta hai, koi tension nahi!!!!
My no. has been changed.
plzz give me a confirmation calll on my new no.
it is 15
agr mera nokar uthae to usy 2,4 galiyan dena.,
kamina khud ko police wala kehta hai.
Zara socho yar sMs
receive karne ke
paise lagte to kya
hota?
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Kuchh log MERE
MURDER KA PLAN bana
chuke hote!
sMs ka len den yuhi chalta rahega
dosti ka silsila badalta rahega
aap delete karte reh jaoge
par aapka mobile mere sms se bharta jaye ga