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Chan Chandni rat meharma,
tim timande taare..

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msg koi nai bhejda
LAGDA sO GAYE sAARE.....

Men''ll never understand women and women''ll never understand men.

And that''s the one thing that men and women''ll never understand.

Do u understand?

Munna bhai:

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete haiN...

yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....

yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
yeah teri nazar ka kaso0or hain k sharab peena sikha diya.......
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
yeah teri nazar ka kaso0or hain k sharab peena sikha diya.......
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....

tere pyar ne Teri cha ne,.....
teri bheki bheki nighaa ne........mujhe 1 sharabi bana diya....

Five year old girl

Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...

Dhoka mila jab bhi Pyar main

Dhoka mila jab bhi Pyar main
Zindagi main Udasi Chha gayi
socha tha Chhor Denge is raah ko
Kambakht Phir Ek New number se Misscall agayi... !!

Do you know what

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a man who''ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?

It means you''re in the wrong house, ;->

Dekh Tamasha Meri Jaan

Meherbaan Qadardaan
Dekh Tamasha Meri Jaan
Ye Bandar
Ab sms Parhe Ga
Aur
Muskurayega

Aur sms Frwrd
Ker K Apni Hushyari Dikhaye Ga

Taaliyan . . . ;->

EK Pathan Ofice K

EK Pathan Ofice K 25th Flor Pe Tha
Ek Aadmi Bola : “Dolat Khan Tumhari Beti Ghar se Bhaag Gayi Hai. . . “
Ye sunte Hii Usne 25th Floor se Jump Laga Di
Girte Huey 15th FLor Pe Usay Yaad Aaya Us Ki Koi Beti Nahi Hy
10th Flor Pe Yaad Aaya K Uski sHaadi Nahi Hui
Aur 1st Floor Pe Yaad Aaya K Us Ka Naam DOlat Khaan Nahi Hai . . . ;->

Why are women

Why are women such bad drivers?
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Because there is no road between the bedroom and the
bathroom. . . :p

I don''t understand

I don''t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine''s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon ;->

Ur Friendship Means So Much To Me . . .

Ur Friendship Means so Much To Me . . .

That

If V Were Da Last People
On A sinking ship. . .

N V Have A single Life Jacket
Den I Will . . .

I Will Miss U Yaar . . .

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