Two factory worker
s are talking.
The woman
say
s, "I can make the bo
ss give me the day off."
The man replie
s, "And how would you do that?"
The woman
say
s, "Ju
st wait and
see."
she then hang
s up
side-down from the ceiling.
The bo
ss come
s in and
say
s, "What are you doing?"
The woman replie
s, "I''m a light bulb."
The bo
ss then
say
s, "You''ve been working
so much that you''ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man
start
s to follow her and the bo
ss say
s, "Where are you going?"
The man
say
s, "I''m going home, too. I can''t work in the dark." . . . ;->
