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Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes
Like

Good MOrning

Good After Noon

Good Evening

Good Night

& so On

Now Here''s My simple Fresh Line

''''Can U smile 4 Me Once. . . ?'''' :)
I Love U


Yes I Love U



sach Main


Please Beleive Me Yaar



I Love U






Kyn K Doctor Kehte Hyn

''''Paagalo''n Ka Elaaj Pyaar se Hii Hota Hy'''' ;->
Behind Every Man''s success There''s A Woman

But

Behind 16 Gal''s success There''s a Man




This Is What We see In The Movie

''''CHAK DE INDIA'''' ;->
Patan Apni Girlfrend K saath Date Par Gaya
Aur
Aahista se Bola
''''Mere Dil Main Ek Baat Hai Magar Kehte Huey Ghabrata Hoon. . . Tum Gussa Karogi ''''


Girl: Nahi Karungi, Ab Keh Bhi Do


Pathan: Tumhare Paas Niswaar Hai . . . ;->
Tiger Kills Goat
Hippopotamus saw It. . .
Tiger Asks Hippo Not To Tell This In Court.
Hippo Refuses. . .!
Tiger Asks: Why ?


Hippo said:
Coz








''''HIPs DON''T LIE'''' ;->
Mere sugar se Mithay
Milk se Goray
Aasman se Oonchay
samandar se Gehre
Baraf se Thanday
Aag se Garam



Aur



sab se Be-sharam Dost

Kabhi Tou Msg Kia Karo ;->
Aata Khatam

Gas Khatam

Petrol Khatam

Ghee Khatam

Taraqi Ki Janib Ek Ar Qadam

Vote For
''''Pakistan Mujrim League''''

select Prime Minister
''''Chodri Azab-e-Ilahi'''' ;->
Everybody Wants

some 1 special

some 1 Nice

some 1 Cute

some 1 smart

some 1 sweet

some 1 Honest





Tabhi Tou Main Kahoon
Ye Dunya Mere Peeche Kion Pari Hy . . . ;->
'''' Tum Kuttay Thay
Kuttay Ho Aur
Kuttay Hii Rahoge
Tumhare Bache Bhi Kuttay Aur Aane Wali saato''n Naslai''n Kuttay Hii Rahenge ''''










Kutya Ne Kuttay se Kaha Aur Maike Chali Gayi . . . ;->
Once Upon A Time
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A Boy Asked To A Girl:
''''Will U Marry Me. . . ?''''



Girl said: ''''NO''''






Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga . . . ;->
sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia

Pandit: Fer Tu Ne Kuch Nahi Kita...?

sardar: Maine Kaha Himmat Hy Te Kaly Kaly Aao

Pandit: Fer

sardar: Fer saarian Ne Wari Wari Kuttia. . . ;->

Pehle Bacho''n Ko Daily school Jana Parta Tha


Lekin Ab KhudKash Dhamake Aur Leaderz Ki Amwaat Ki Waja se

school Band Rehte Hyn . . .

Farq Tou Para Hy

Bache Bache Ka Naara


"Geo Musharaf" ;->