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Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K

Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . .

" Beta Dil Laga K Parhana "

Par unhe kaise samjhayen k dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai . . . . ;->

"EINSTIEN"

"EINsTIEN" went 2 court 2 prove that he''s da most INTELLIGENT & GENIUs person on earth.
But he failed & came out angrily & asked

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YAR ye. . .
"RoCk3R" Kon Hai? ;->

Pathan,sindhi, Balochi

Pathan,sindhi, Balochi Farishtay sy bolay k ALLAH sy arz karo k Jahan dekho har Mehkmay mein Punjabi hi hoty hain
Q?

Farishta bola:
Mai hunay Gya ty Hunay aya . . . ;->

TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU

TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU
GHU sE YAD AAYA ABAY KAIsA HAI TU
JAB BETHY BETHY NIKAL JATI HAI POON
POON sE PHIR YAAD AAYA ABAY KAIsA HAI TU

Why is Sex a 3

Why is sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than... OHMYGODYEsNOOssHITYEsDEEPER-YEsGODNOPLEAsENOsHITYEsOH- sHITFU*KNOYEsYEsYEssHITOH

A WOMEN 2 A

A WOMEN 2 A DOCTOR: MERA BETA MOTORCYCLE sE GIR GAYA. DOCTOR: I DONT KNOW URDU. PLZ sPEAK IN ENGLIsH. WOMEN: MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HONDA.:)

1st Boy: Yaar Larki ko

1st Boy: Yaar Larki ko
I Love u kehny ki sub se achi jaga kon si hy?

2nd Boy: Mazaar

1st Boy: kyun ?

2nd Boy: kyun k wahan Larkion ne chappal nhi pehni hoti.

Ye ladki bhi ek ajeeb paheli hai,

Ye ladki bhi ek ajeeb paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi ye meri saheli hai,
paise kharcho to kahti hai darling i love you,
nahi to sorry brother who are you.

Kabhi dost kahte the,

Kabhi dost kahte the,
jaan bhi mango to hazir hai,
aaj wo apni girlfriend ko
jaan kahte hai
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salo ab hazir karo apni jaan.

School me master

school me master ne chhote sardar se puchha,
jisme koi kami na ho use kya kahte he,
chhota sardar bola kamina.

What do dentists call their x-rays?

What do dentists call their x-rays?
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Tooth Pics.

!-EXCUSE ME-!!!

!-EXCUsE ME-!!!

What is your sMs Account No.???

I want to Check!!!

some Error is There!!!

Kyon ki sMs Jaata To Barbar Hai!!!

Par Aata Nahi Hai!!!

UNDERsTAND!

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