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True Luv story

A Mosquito & Hen Fell In Love
Wid Each Other
1 Day They Kissed Each Other

Hen Died Of Maleria
&
Mosquito Died Of Bird Flu


Moral :
Mohabbatan sachaia’n . . . ;->
Honto''n se Jo Chooo Lia





Ehsaas Ab Tak Hai





Aankhain Nam Hain





Aur saanso''n Main Aag Ab Tak Hai





Aur Kyun Na Ho





Khai Bhi Tou ''''HARI MIRCHI'''' Hai ;->
Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye







Wo soye Huey Thay









Ek Din Wo Humare Ghar Aaye






Hum soye Huey Thay




Moral. . .
Jesa Karoge Wesa Bharoge . . . ;->
Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEWTONs METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EINsTEINs METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,

then catch it.

3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!

Friends ''''Ballons'''' Ki Trha Hote Hyn
Ek Baar Haath se Choot Jaye''n
Tou Wapis Nahi Aate
Is Liye Main sochta Hoon
K






''''Tumhari Hawa Nikal Ker
Apne Paas Hii Rakh Loon'''' ;->
Plz Pass This sMs
2 All Ur Frnd . . .






sahi se Parhi Is Msg ko





A Person Whose
Contact # Is
0321 - _______

Urgently Need
3 Bottles Of



















PEPsI
Wid
A Large Pizza . . . . ;->
2 Punabi
Yaar Kal Main Tenu Kinni Wari Call Kiti
Par Tu Nahi Chukya

2nd:
Q Chukda, Yera Main 25 Rupay Da Gana Lawaya Hy
O tera Peo suney Ga . . . ;->
Newton’s Law Of Love . . .

Every Boy On Earth Is Attraacted 2wards A Girl Wid A Force
Directly Propotional 2 da Beauty Of Girl
&
Inversly Propotional 2 da strenght Of Her Brothers . . . ;->
All Tempting & Beautifull Things In Life Are Either. . . .



Illegal






Banned






Fattening






Expensive



Or . . .







Married to Others. . . ;->
Wonderful Combinations in this World...

Heart & beats.

Night & Moon.

Music & songs.

Roses & Love.


My costly sMs
& ur fokat ki smile...;->
What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?




















she thinks: I hope I''m running not too fast. . . ;->
several Women Appeared In Court, Eah Accusing The Other Of The Trouble In The Flat Where They Lived . . .
The Judge Called For Orderly Testimony . . .
''''I''ll Hear The Oldest First'''' He Decreed. . .
The Case Was Closed For Lack Of Evidence. . . :p ;->