*
some funny truth*
*
shadi
se pehle har aurat apne chehre
se aadmi ka bheja kharab karti hai or
shadi ke baad apni cooking
se aadmi ka hazma.
*aurat apne future ki chinta jab tak karti hai jab tak ki
shadi
suda nahi hai,jabki aadmi apne future ki chinta
shadi ke baad hi karta hai.
*aurat ko mard ke pichhe kabhi nahi bhagna chahiye,
kya pinjra bhi kabhi chuhe ke pichhe bhagta hai.
*hitlar ka kahna tha ki impo
ssible kuch bhi nahi,
par mai kahta hu ki agar apme dum hai to ek hath me do tarbuj pakad ke dikhayiye.
*aurat ko kabu me rakhne ka ek hi tarika hai,
magar af
so
s ki wo tarika ki
si mard ko nahi maloom.
*ramu ki biwi ko machchar aankh band kar ke katate hai kyuki wo bahut hi bad
surat hai.
