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Do U know About

Do U know About the shortest boOk ever written????

its titled''''what women want?''''

And it has only one word...''''everything''''

Darya-e-Ravi

Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.

MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA

MUsHARAF DOR KE PAKIsTANI KI DUA
Lub pe aati hey dua bunke tamana meri
Zindgi bomb se ho mehfoz khudaya meri
Na koi bomb ke dhamakay se urha de mujhko
Muft may jam-e-shahdat na pila de mujhko
In pe jaiz hey hakomat karna
Aur hey jurm mujhe apni hifazat karna
Mere ALLAH larai se bachana mujhko
Aur sikha de koi bandoq chalana mujhko
Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bacha le ya Rab
Waqt ke saray yazeedon ko utha le ya Rab

In case there i

In case there is a breakoff between saif and Kareena, he will have his tattoo changed to ........ guess wot guyz....

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KAMEENA..:))

Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

Why Kareena did not marry shahid

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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage

Not Kapoor agiain...

If Saif anf Kareena marry

If saif anf Kareena marry, kareena will start dating salman....Why?

Because she will become Kaif (KAreena-saIF)... and will become Katrina Kaif ;-)

if they get

if they get together then y willl they become social workers?

if they be together they united

n to unite wid saif....will make the ...UNIsAIF(unicef)

Once Lalu and Mallika

Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne dekhaa ek sHER unke taraf aa rahaa hai.. What did Lalu tell Mallika ?
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Bhago Mallika sHER A WAT hai....

Q) Why did Inzamam retire from cricket ?

Q) Why did Inzamam retire from cricket ?

A) Because he has got the exclusive
rights for Priya Gold Biscuits in Pakistan - Haq se Maango.

Chitee comes to

Chitee comes to the hospital where Haathi is admitted.... she knows the elephant is in a critical condition and in the ICU... The doctor tells the ant that she is not allowed to meet the Haathi.... what does the ant reply ?????

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"thats ok, i am not here to visit, I''m here to donate blood !!"

A goOd wife

A goOd wife alwAyz fOrgives hEr HUsBAND wEn
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she‘s WRONG EVEN..!!
lOlz

All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth

All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth
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aNd All cOmedies by A MARRIAGE.

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