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Quaid-e-Azam
Baani-e-Millat





Fatima Jinah
Maader-e-Millat






Liaqat Ali Khan
shaheed-e-Millat



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Parvez Musharraf ? ? ?






Aatey Ki Qillat . . . ;->
Naya Qaumi Tarana


Mush sar Zameen shaad Baad
Kishwar-e-Haseen shaad Baad
Tu Nishan-e-Corruption Aalishaan
Arz-e-Mushistaan
shaad Baad Opposition Barbaad
Mush sar Zameen Ka Nizam
Aatay Gas Bijli Ka Burhaan
Qaum Mulk saltanat
Chaudry Paindabad, shaukat Aziz Mulk se Farar
Parcham-e-sitara-o-Hilal
Khoon Main Runga sara saal
Bhool Apna Maazi
shaan-e-Haal
Jaane-Istaqlal
saya-e-Bomber sar Par sawar . . . ! !
Lab Pe Aati Hy Dua Ban K Tammana Meri

sim band Ho Jaye Allah Kare Teri

Duur Dunya Main Chamakne se Ujala Ho Jaye

Jo Mujhe sms Na Kare Us Ka Rung Kala Ho Jaye

Ho Mera Kaam In Faqeero''n Ko sms Kerna

In Kanjuso''n Ghareebo''n Ka Inbox Bharna

Mere Allah Inhain Bhi Gairat Aa Jaye

Ye sms Parhte Hii In Ka Bhi sms Aa Jaye . .
Mere Mobile Ko sukoon Mil Gaya,

Empty Inbox Mein sms Ka Phool Khil Gaya.

Aap Ka sms Tha Ya Kele Ka Chilka

Jise Padhte Hi Mera Dil Fissal Gaya
Ek Meraasi Na Choudhry sahab Ki Beti ka Rishta Manga.
...
Choudhry Ne Meraasi Ko Khoob Jooton Ghoonso se Mara
...
Maar Kha K Meraasi Utha Kapre Jhar K Bola
''''Fir Choudry sahab Main Inkaar samjhan?'''' ;->
A Couple Is sitting And Talking

Wife : I Am Going To Make You The Happiest Man In The World. . .

Husband : I Will Miss You . . . ;->
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.

The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It''s mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: she didn''t say anything ;->
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
student: Please teacher, I don''t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
student: There is no future in it. ;->
1 Aadmi Baba g se: Main America Jana Chahta Hoon Magar Kaam nahi Banta . . .

Baba says: subha suraj Nikalne K Baad 3 Tasbeeh ''''AL-QAIDA'''' Parha Karo
America Wale Khud Le Jayenge . . . ;->
Daalne Laga Main
Cheekhne Lagi Wo










Hua Dard Itna
K seh Na saki Wo












Takleef Hui Itni
Boli Bahar Nikalo











Khuda K Waaste Haath Main
Duusri Choori Dalo . . . ;->
MAHA Ko Dieting Ka shauq Tha
Mama Le Aai sUFI
''''sUFI pe Aitmaad Jo Tha''''
subha Hui Tou Na sUFI Tha Na MAHA
3saal Baad MAHA Mili
saath HABIB Aur sULTAN Bhi Thay
DEkha sufi Ka Kamal. . . ;-
Last Night. . . .


I Dreamed I Ate A Ten-Pound
''''Marshmallow''''



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When I Woke Up





















The Pillow Was Gone . . . ;->